We all know how fun dance can be, but did you know just how funny it is as well? These classic one liners will have you laughing and prancing your tutu in a twist!


Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz

What is good for your soul but not your soles?
Dancing!

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet

Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor?
Because they are afraid of stairs

What do ballerinas run on?
Batterie power!

What is a ducks favorite dance?
The quackstep!

Why is it cool to be a dancer?
Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!

How do ballroom rumors spread?
Through the GRAPEVINE
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

How do hens dance?
Chick to chick

What do they say about dancing vampires?
They suck!

What do you call a one legged dancer?
Eileen

What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baa-lerina!

What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?
Tap dancing

Mushroom
A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance.
She replied, “Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!”
And the mushroom replied, “Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!”